When my new girl friend's old boy friend went to prison she got stuck with his dog Jesus. The girl was Tuesday Hollwood and the old flame
was my best friend Chuck Kingsley. They got mixed up with poisoning some guy that owned a lumber mill and Chuck went to prison.
Personally I don't get it with pets. I never understood why people had them. As a companion? Come on, they shit on the grass!
That's entertainment for you? Dogs that hunt and bird dogs serve a
purpose. So do German Shepherds and Dobermans as guard dogs. Seeing eye dogs keep blind people from walking in front of busses.
Chuck's dog was one of those pit bulls that somehow owning one was proof the owner was a
real player. But I think their dipshits and the dog wasn't much better.
Tuesday promised to take care of little Jesus and so she immediatly came over and dropped the little slobber off at my place. Now
this morning I've got to walk him so he won't piss on my floor. I was thinking of going by the train station
and have an accident by kicking him off the platform just as the eight fifteen arrived. As we were walking (more like I was dragging him by the lease) past some condos on Owensmouth
along comes a lady walking her Poodle. Jesus was in that little dogs face right off. I don't know why but that dog with the weird do prostrated
himself to Jesus. Really, the Poodle rolled onto his back, spread his legs and pointed his best parts right at lil' Jesus for his inspection.
Wham! lil' jesus did what pit bulls did best and that was to snap onto his prey with those super lock jaws with the kind of
force that could break a bear leg. And this right on that Poodle's usefullness.
I never knew a dog could scream like that. 'Oh shit' I thought, 'Tuesday's going to kill me!'
That lady was in shock or something I don't know how I thought of it but I just handed
her the lease. "Here" I said. She took the lease then just stood there looking at me and turning white,
her mouth working slowly up and down. I left her standing there and walked away. Well why not? It wasn't like
I didn't give her a new perfectly working pit bull.
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