Near the tables outside the coffee shop a small fine art display
is going on. Sitting at the tables, wearing berets and black
turtle-neck sweaters, sipping their cups of java are the arties.
You overhear two of them conversing, and one says, Let's ask a
regular person. They set their sites on you and plop you before
a painting, desiring your honest opinion. Well, you've seen art
quite similar to this piece before; in fact, it's hanging on
your refrigerator right now; your child did it.... Now, when your
child did it you thought it was precious, but as actual art you
think it's doo-doo. They are becoming impatient to hear you
"honest" opinion. Suddenly, who should arrive but Orgnitz
Slatterby, world famous artist. He comes up, takes one look and
shouts, That's doo-doo if I ever saw it!
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